I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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