i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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