its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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