All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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