4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
