Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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