Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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