Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize