My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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