i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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