Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!