he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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