Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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