I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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