Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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