i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
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Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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