I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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