In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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