i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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