i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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