that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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