I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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