Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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