I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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