Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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