Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants