She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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