maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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