You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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