mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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