I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize