so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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