In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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