Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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