Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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