Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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