this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
smell my finger.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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