I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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