your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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