I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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