Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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