I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Every concussion has its silver lining
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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