...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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