At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
wow bdsm is so cute
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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