So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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