I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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