so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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