just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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