Im at strip club and am horny
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Randomize
