Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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