we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
