at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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