When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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