We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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