please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just found puke in my bra..
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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