Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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