Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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