see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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