Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
