quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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